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Dragon Ball Kink Meme

Hello and welcome back to the Dragon Ball/Z/GT kink meme! 

Before we start, please read everything below!


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  • Please behave yourself. Try to get along with others and avoid unnecessary fights. Just because you're posting anonymously it doesn't mean you get a free pass at being an ass. Feel free to take things to the discussion post but keep it out of the actual meme.
  • One prompt per comment.
  • Use subject lines! They help keep things organize and people can filter out what they don't like. They should look like this:
    • SUBJECT: Character A/Character B - Kink A, Kink B + a trigger warning if applicable
    • EXAMPLE: 
  • Art is welcomed here as well! 
  • We're mainly a kink meme but SFW prompts are fine as well.
  • Don't kink shame. If you're here, you probably have a few kinks yourself. Ignore the prompts you don't like and carry on. This is a judge-free zone!
  • Feel free to repost unfilled prompts from the previous kink meme, but don't repost prompts from the current meme.
  • In the same vein, you can fill prompts from the previous meme. Just be sure to link to said prompt before starting and you're good to go!
  •  Once you fill a prompt, please head to the fills post and share the link!
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Android 18/Vegeta, hatesex

(Anonymous) 2016-01-13 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I've noticed that Vegeta and Android 18 are quite a lot alike; they'd be very hot together.

Set about a few days after the Cell Saga, before 18 and Vegeta are an item to their spouses yet. They hate each other still but are turned on heavily by each other's arrogance and attitude. So the two decide to have epic hatesex. Doesn't matter where, they could just wildly hump next to a tree for all I care. They certainly don't.

Future Trunks must end up catching them, and they don't care about stopping no matter how awkward it is...or worse, Android 18 asks for a threesome

Mirai Trunks/Supreme Kai of Time, anything!!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-19 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Okay so admittedly, I never played Xenoverse and my only knowledge of Supreme Kai of Time comes from wikia and a couple fics. But I LOVE the idea of these two together. So please? Anything? (being true to Supreme Kai of Time's height is a plus).

Mirai Trunks, ace!

(Anonymous) 2016-01-19 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I think it would be interesting and fun to have an asexual Mirai Trunks.

The Worst Possible Scenario (one-shot)

(Anonymous) 2016-01-28 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If there was something that Trunks didn't expect while traveling back to the past, it was the fact he was constantly bombarded with compliments from all the women his mother had employed at Capsule Corp.

Yes he was always told he was a handsome young man, but he just figured that's something all mothers say about their sons. Gohan certainly never complimented him on his looks (and he honestly wouldn't be sure if that situation would fare any better than the one he's in right now).

Of all the things that had to happen, he really, really, wish he planned for something like this. Maybe the Androids would attack, or Father would suddenly bark at him that they're going to train.

But he really didn't need his mother and a few other friends drunkenly hitting on him. He had no idea how he managed to end up in this scenario other than the fact he's just too darn nice for his own good. "I guess there's one thing that I didn't inherit from father.." The half-saiyan thought.

"Heeeyy! Big tall and musculaaar! Get your cute butt over here!" If looks could pain a picture, Trunks's face would paint a picture of pain and suffering. He stiffly walked over towards the giggling gaggle of ladies, and he had to force out every syllable just to be polite. "Yes? Is there something I can do for you ladies?"

His body language was begging to just go back up to the room Bulma had set-up for him, and keep at his studies. Gohan always stressed that relying on pure strength alone would only get him so far. You had to be smart and strong.

Bulma snickered, leaning back and outright guffawing. "What a polite little scamp he is! Could you bring us some more booze...handsome?" At this point, Trunks was silently asking Kami to strike him down where he stood. "D-Don't you think you ladies have had enough for tonight?"

The girls paused, then began laughing loudly. "Aahahaha! Too rich too rich!" Bulma snickered, wiping her eyes. "He's probably right though ladies, we should go back before our husbands kill us!" Another round of snickers, and soon they departed for the capsule car, Trunks obviously driving.

As he drove all of his mother's friends home, a terrifying thought struck him on the way to Capsule Corp. His father dealing with his drunk mother. Silently, and only to himself so Bulma couldn't see, Trunks wept in despair.

Re: The Worst Possible Scenario (one-shot)

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Whis/Beerus, anyting please

(Anonymous) 2016-01-19 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, why isn't there more of this pairing out there?? Maybe some D/S with these two? Or curtain fic?

Trunks/Goten, house hunting

(Anonymous) 2016-01-20 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Deciding that they are tired of traveling between Capsule Corp and Mount Paozu(sp... Sorry I am on my phone) and get their own place.

-finding out they want different styles of homes
-"but Goten, my mom will pay for everything."
-realtors being horrorified by the ways they need to test how durable their potential home is
-bonus but not required, in the end they end up sticking with their current situation.

Frieza/Vegeta, the dark fic or art that is needed, TRIGGER WARNING: NON-CON, ABUSE,UNDERAGE

(Anonymous) 2016-01-20 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay we all know that this needed to happen. Or at least I did.

Headcanon (probably yours too) that Frieza abused the hell out of Vegeta. Do that. Make a fic with Freiza raping Vegeta, messing with his mind and emotions, drugging him, beating him to a pulp, forcing Vegeta to beat up, rape and kill others, and more. Make it the most dark, angsty and twisted thing you have ever written.

Bonus:
-whose pov is it in?
-Stockholm syndrome
-Vegeta developing ways to cope.
-Does Frieza bore of him?

Vegeta/Bulma or Krillin/18, wedding

(Anonymous) 2016-01-20 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Since they are canonical married but we never see the ceremony or even a wedding photograph... Gimme a fic or art about how their special day went. This prompt is for both Vegeta/Bulma and Krillin/18 since it applies to both couples.

Gohan/any, Gohan gets a cat

(Anonymous) 2016-01-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno why I need this in my life but Gohan gets a cat. Imagine that dork snuggled up with his own cat. So adorable.Gen or paiting is fine.
Bonus:
-he wants to spend time with his cat rather than do other things like training or studying.
-the cat LOVES Piccolo. Piccolo does not return its affection.
-the cat hates Goku or Goten.

Piccolo/anyone- Toriyama's hermaphrodite pic, non-con/dub-con, bottom!piccolo

(Anonymous) 2016-02-29 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
So I've had this idea nagging at the back of my mind for a while. Basically Pic getting a crash-course through weird namekian anatomy against his will. Anyone will do.

(I'd write this myself, but my writing skills are second to infinite zero and I don't trust my english)

Vegeta/Yamcha/Tien - Three way

(Anonymous) 2016-04-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Vegeta and Tien don't get along, but they can at least agree that Yamcha's one hot piece of ass. Yamcha gets them to swear to put their bickering aside long enough to share a bed with him at the same time.

Would prefer Yamcha to be on the "receiving end," so to speak. Also Vegeta and Tien have a bit of a "contest" on who can pleasure Yamcha best.

Goku/Chichi - Kinks 101

(Anonymous) 2016-04-03 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Goku stumbles across Master Roshi's dirty magazines and mentions them offhandedly to Chichi. Chichi, curiosity getting the best of her, suggests that they try a few of the things mentioned in the bedroom. Hilarity (and a possible trip to the ER) ensues.

Any/Yamcha - a/b/o AU

(Anonymous) 2016-04-03 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be judged so hard for this but: Goku and Friends go on a camping trip for Standard Male Bonding Purposes. Everything is going swimmingly, until Yamcha, an omega, realizes he is out of suppressants for the duration of the trip (possible reasons being he forgot to pack them, they got wet/ruined, someone mistook them for aspirin, etc.), and that he is on the advent of his heat cycle. To make matters worse, Yamcha hasn't exactly told anyone in the group that he's an omega.

Slutty!Gohan's Phone

(Anonymous) 2016-04-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
After the cell games, Teen Gohan goes into a rebellious, crossdressing slutty phase due to trauma or just to piss Chi-Chi off or whatever. Somebody stumbles across his phone and finds pics/videos of his conquests.

Bonus points if Gohan deliberately set it up so he could sex them up.

Plz humour me anons

Bra/17 Established Relationship, 1st time.

(Anonymous) 2016-06-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I require a cute, fluffy fill of bra losing her virginity to 17. No dub-con though. They've been dating for a while and she's nervous and 17's like 'I gotchu babe.' Bonus points if bra takes control, even more bonus points if Trunks or Vegeta walk in.

Bulma/Trunks, incest

(Anonymous) 2016-06-25 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Trunks is Bra's true father

More Bulma/Vegeta/Yamcha

(Anonymous) 2016-10-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Remember those stories in the old kink meme featuring this ship? Especially the one where Bulma was pregnant with Trunks and they weren't sure who the dad was until he was born? I want a similar scenario, but with the conception of Bra/Bulla instead. They all have a three-way for old-times sake and Bra is the result. Bring all the crack/hilarity/heartwarming moments!

For the story, please go with canon and have Vegeta be the dad.

Remember Part 1

(Anonymous) 2016-10-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Despite, you know, her marriage, Bulma first sought out one of her oldest friends, the only one that could not laugh and laugh at her, since he too was to blame. His reaction was similar to the first time. She listened to his choking and brief sobbing, the denial, a crack to his voice as he demanded to be reassured that this was only a joke. It had been years, and nothing had changed. Nothing. “Again? How has this happened to us twice?”

She heard him break something, and hoped it was expensive. “Did you not learn from the first time?”

Bulma stretched out in her lab, limbs seeking tables and a bent stool, glad that she had sent the ‘first time’ out to get ice cream with his best friend. She had given him an advance on his allowance, and it could be days before she saw him again. Thank Dende.

“How could you not use protection?! Oh my god, how are you so bad at that?”

No, honestly, seriously, nothing had changed. She wasn’t thirty-something and aware of those three years and feeling those three years and the last two desperate sweaty confused weeks and years and years of off-and-on again. Forget the stretch marks and fear of sagging, the deeper creases in that broad forehead (vegeta, how?) and sudden brief touch of goddamn grey in that black wild hair that had struck her heart (oh yamcha, no), no, they were still so young and stupid.

It had been for old-time’s sake.

“Are you even able to get pregnant?”

“I’m going to tell Vegeta!”

“Whose he going to be more mad at, you or me?”

“You.” She was adamant. “Probably you.”

Oh, but Vegeta hadn’t been pissed at either at them that night. He’d been smirky and confident. A man in his prime, still trim, all the more gifted with experience than the first time. He’d hardly protested when she’d leaned in close too Yamcha and smiled at her husband. Want to try something fun? Remember how good it was last time?

Never mind the freaking out, the stack of pregnancy tests, the humiliating one at the end when blood was taken and Vegeta cursed not murdering them all so many times before. They were adults and in the fullness of life could appreciate it this time as they hadn’t last time.

“Look.” Bulma Brief’s could only wish she had only said this once in her life. “I need you to come in and take a paternity test.”

Remember Part 2

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Remember Part 3

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Remember Part 4

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Remember Part 5

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Remember Part 6 (Finished)

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Re: More Bulma/Vegeta/Yamcha

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Bulma/Raditz

(Anonymous) 2016-10-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure how this pairing would even work out, but I just want a super hot fic where Raditz eats her out while Bulma plays with that long, gorgeous hair of his. (Yes I have a thing for Raditz's hair. It is majestic. And Bulma's hair too, now that I think about it.) I guess this would be kind of AU for this pairing to even work out, so be creative. Or PWP is okay too. This is the kink meme after all. :)

Future Trunks/Future Gohan

(Anonymous) 2016-10-28 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Has anyone done a Madoka Magica crossover featuring these too? If not, I request one featuring Trunks as Homura (duh) and Gohan as Madoka. I think you might have to be lax with time travel rules since (spoiler alert: time travel works differently in Madoka Magica then it does in DBZ.)

I have seen all of the anime and movies so don't worry about spoilers.

(Anonymous) 2016-10-31 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Like it

[personal profile] betaruga 2016-11-29 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.

Honestly? This is easily the best Gochi fanfic I've ever read. The characterization, the psycho-analysis on Goku, the descriptions and insights--and your dedication to actually protraying them more closely to their Japanese counterparts by keeping their hick accents, and writing them well... it's just stunning. I gotta ask, tho--I really struggled navigating this site, and it took me 15 minutes just to find the index where the other chapters (and comments?) are. Would you consider please uploading this to a user friendly site, like Archive of our Own or FF.net? I'd DIE to be able to actually share this fanfic with hundreds of other Goku/Chichi fans :)

Future Trunks/Yamcha

(Anonymous) 2016-12-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I saw a post on tumblr where someone suggested that F. Trunks talks to Bulma about his crush. After a, "you do know how awkward it is to scoop up your mom's ex-boyfriend, even if it's a parallel timeline, right?" conversation, Bulma suggests wearing skimpy outfits. After many nosebleeds as a result of Trunks' short shorts and other outfits, Yamcha agrees to a date. And whatever other sexy times the writer is comfortable. (But please nothing too weird.)

Bonus points for both of them being the awkward turtles they are. More bonuses if Trunks unsubtely mentions how totally legal he is now thanks to the Time Chamber.

Master Roshi, Old Kai, Kami - Earth Women

(Anonymous) 2016-12-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Roshi and Old Kai (being themselves) end up talking about women, upon hearing their conversation Kami casually mentions how back in the day some villages would send up "offerings" (aka to the Lookout

Repost From Old Meme: A Prompt With A lot of Awkardness

(Anonymous) 2016-12-18 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
(I am reposting this because I'm about 95% done with a story for it.)

The original prompt from the old meme is as follows:

So, anyone remember how Bulma asks Future Trunks if the younger version of his mom is cute? Well, based on that, I'd like a story where when Trunks first shows up from the future, both Bulma and Vegeta hit on him in a blatant way in front of the other fighters. Bonus if they start arguing with each other over who gets 'that hot purple haired-guy' and start saying things like: "I am the prince of all Saiyans, so clearly he wants me" or "I'm the most beautiful intelligent woman ever, so he wants me, not you!"

If you want to, you can include an alternative version of the scene where Trunks tells Goku about the future and also you can include an awkward scene where Trunks has to explain to Bulma and Vegeta that they technically are his parents three years later. I just mainly want the awkward hitting on Trunks scene. Also, I'd prefer this story to not include messed-up threeway sex, just because I don't think Trunks would go for that.

Part 1

(Anonymous) 2016-12-18 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Part 1:

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. Please don't sue me.

Warning/Rating: About PG-13 or less. No actual incest, but Bulma and Vegeta do unintentionally hit on their son from the future. As called for by the prompt, shit gets awkward. I blame/thank Team Four Star for inspiring me to write this.

Notes: For the sake of this story, Bulma and Yamcha broke up some time before Freeza came to Earth, but are still buds and so that’s why Yamcha is not jealous of her flirting with “hot purple-haired guy.”

The mysterious young man was just so fucking polite and it pissed Vegeta off to no end. First, he had the nerve to pretend to be a Super Saiyan. Kakarrot was the only Super Saiyan out there. (This was a fact that Vegeta tried not to think about too often, as it wounded his pride that that third-class warrior had surpassed him.) Furthermore, the only Saiyans left in existence were himself, Kakarrot and Kakarrot’s half-breed son.

Then the boy went and killed Freeza with a sword, like he was trying to look cool, and then tried to surpass that flashy display by killing King Cold without his sword. As if that was necessary! Vegeta had the situation completely under control. Then, he acts all polite and cute, like he’s some weakling human just like the cannon fodder---Z Fighters. Those humans seemed to just love the boy, accepting drinks from his fridge like they were, what was the term that Earth Woman had used? Oh yes, drinking buddies.

The fact that the boy acted like he had special knowledge, such as the precise time and location when Kakarrot would arrive, pissed Vegeta off too. The boy just knew so many things, but wouldn’t even tell them his name when pressured. Vegeta thought that the boy was full of it, but decided to stick around just in case he tried something. Vegeta wanted to stick around on the off chance that the boy was right.

To accomplish his ‘keeping an eye on the mysterious boy’ goal, Vegeta decided the best course of action was to sit on a rock by himself. Meanwhile said boy was chatting with Bulma. This must be the more of the drinking buddy interaction, Vegeta thought to himself. That was suspicious, how was it that someone who was supposed to be a Saiyan looked so comfortable around Earthlings? That, combined with the weird hair and eye color made Vegeta think that he was a fraud. When Vegeta brought that idea up, the boy dodged his questions and the humans (as well as the Namekian and talking cat) didn't seem to care. They were just happy that the powerful boy who had killed Freeza and King Cold was on their side. Thus resulting in the boy chatting with the rest of the group and Vegeta hanging out on his rock.

“So, are you an employee for Capsule Corp?” Bulma asked. “You must be new, because I think I would have remembered someone as handsome as you.”

The boy blushed at that one. “Well, you know my mother always said I was handsome.”

“Oh, a mama’s boy are you?” Bulma clung to the mystery boy’s arm and winked at him. “I can be your mommy, cutie.”

The mystery boy escaped from her grip and jumped back as though he was burned. “That’s really not necessary. I-I’ll just go sit on this rock. Over here.” Trunks went and did exactly that, sitting a reasonable
distance away from both of his parents.

Vegeta was amused. It appeared that the boy didn’t care much for Bulma’s rather forceful approach to flirting. Then again, maybe he just didn’t care for Bulma in that way.

Speaking of which, Bulma was a bit taken aback that the boy didn’t seem interested in her. How strange. She was a beautiful, awesome genius after all. The mystery boy would be a good match for her, even if he was a little on the young side for guys she went for. He was a Super Saiyan, which Bulma found hot, and he was so much more polite and humble than Vegeta was, and could possibly be talked into donating some blood samples for her lab. Plus, he had an unusual and pretty hair color, just like her. They could share hair products once he stopped being so shy.

“Wow Bulma, looks like you struck out on that one,” Yamcha teased.

“Did you just make a baseball pun?”

Yamcha smirked and took a drink of his drink, “Maybe I did.”

Everyone laughed at that one.

“Ugh, whatever. Once he realizes what a perfect, beautiful, and awesome genius I am, he’ll come crawling to me. He’s just a little shy is all. Actually,” Bulma clasped her hands together and blushed, “It’s so cute and adorable.”

Yamcha just sighed and rolled his eyes. He was used to Bulma’s ego-centric boasting at this point. It came with the territory since he had known her since they were teenagers and still lived with her even though they were no longer a couple.

Meanwhile, Tien, Krillin, Puar, Chiaotzu, Piccolo, and Gohan drank their sodas and talked amongst themselves, apparently not particularly interested in Bulma’s attempts to hook up with a new boyfriend.

Trunks blushed and squirmed and tried to just focus on his soda, rather than the younger version of his mother gushing over what a perfect couple they would make while her friends half-heartedly listened for the sake of politeness. Unfortunately, he couldn’t risk telling Bulma that he was her son from the future because that might inadvertently cause him not to exist in this timeline. There was the possibility that he could be born to late or too early, or that Bulma would have a completely different child if he meddled too much, or no children at all. He was already in uncharted waters by being the first person to ever time-travel. Hopefully, she would lay off on the flirting.

‘Just focus on the soda,’ he thought to himself. Eventually Trunks became distracted by his father’s presence. It was one thing to look at the handful of photographs that had managed to survive through the various android attacks and quite another to actually see him in person. Trunks never could have imagined his father wearing something causal like the “BADMAN” shirt either. His father was wearing Saiyan armor in all of the pictures that Trunks had and the armor didn’t have any flashy colors like hot pink and mustard yellow.

Unfortunately for Trunks, Vegeta noticed him staring after a few minutes.

“What are you looking at boy? You like what you see?” Vegeta smirked.

“N-No. I was just admiring your shirt,” Trunks immediately looked away, red in the face again. Great. Not only was his mother hitting on him, but his dad thought he was ogling him! This whole trip was shaping up to be rather embarrassing.

“Sure you were,” Vegeta laughed. “Hey Earth woman! Your new boyfriend likes me more than you.”

Re: Part 1

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Re: Part 1

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Part 2

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Part 3

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Author Note: Part 4

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Part 5: (The End, until I finish the sequel)

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The Sequel (Really the end)

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De-Anon on AO3

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Broly/Future Trunks

(Anonymous) 2017-01-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
After seeing the abridged Broly movie, I need this pairing in my life and I couldn't find too much stuff for it on the interwebs. (I swear I ship so much weird stuff because of Team Four Star.) Anything with this pairing would be great! You can base it on the abridged series if you want or base it more on canon. The only think I can really think of for this pairing is something where Broly gets hot and bothered when Trunks kills stuff with his sword. But you can write what you want.

Re: Broly/Future Trunks

(Anonymous) 2017-05-01 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
seconded please!

Re: Broly/Future Trunks

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Goku/17/18

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Gero always knew Goku was the strongest and the best, so the androids want to take him for a spin. They'd heard such great things about him, after all.
Bonus points if they're both competing for his attention.

Super bonus points if the androids mention how awful Vegeta is in bed when compared to him. Because it's obvious Goku's better than Vegeta. At everything.

(Reposting here because I wrote a fill for this.)

Filled! (1/1)

(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Start Notes: Apologies for the lack of detailed sexing. I am not good at writing that. However, I hope anyone reading this enjoys the humor.


“Okay. Dr. Gero’s files said you were the best, but that was amazing!”

“I’m surprised too. Is this why my husband likes you so much?” Eighteen asked. “Explains why we have so many pictures of you at our house.”

“Aw, thanks for the compliments guys. I’m sure Krillin likes me for reasons other than the touchie feelies, Eighteen. If you want some more pictures, let me know. I can give you guys some suggestive photos too!”

“Hey, you deserve the compliments. I’m so happy that we didn’t kill you and that you eventually came back from the dead after Cell did kill you,” Seventeen said. “Best sex ever.”

“I can’t say something like that,” Eighteen said. “I’m married.”

“Don’t worry sis, if you and Krillin are both thinking about Goku when you’re doing it, it’s not cheating.”

“Shut up.” Eighteen hit him hard with a pillow, knocking him out of the bed. She then proceeded to snuggle up closer to Goku. “It’s my turn to cuddle with him now.”

“Excuse me, but I still had 36 seconds left!”

“Not you didn’t. You wait your turn,” Eighteen then addressed Goku.
“Siblings. am I right?”

“I was an only child for a long time, but then it turned out I was an alien and had a brother! My brother tried to kidnap my son to convince me to kill all of the Earthlings, and then Piccolo and I killed him, but not before he killed me.”

“Ugh. I guess I shouldn’t complain so much. At least this one is a useful babysitter and not the kidnapping kind.” Noticing the hopeful expression on Seventeen’s face, she added, “that doesn’t mean you get to cut into my cuddle time!”

“Hey guys, there’s no reason to fight. There’s plenty of me to go around,” Goku said.

“We’re only fighting because you’re so good at this! With Vegeta, we got bored and neither of us wanted to have a turn,” Seventeen said.

“Yeah really. He thinks he’s so great, but he’s mediocre in bed. Especially compared to the strongest man in the universe,” Eighteen buried her face in Goku’s chest.

“That gives me a good idea! We should do it when you’re a Super Saiyan,” Seventeen suggested. “I get to go first!”

“No you don’t!”

“Yes I do!”

“How about you two just flip a coin again?” Goku asked. “We’ll just do one coin flip, and no cheating with ki.”

Eighteen grabbed the one zeni coin and called heads. Goku flipped it himself to prevent bias, but unfortunately for her, Seventeen won the coin flip.

“Oh yeah, I won! In your face! Looks like this means you have to wait your turn, or go find Vegeta.”

“I’d rather just wait,” Eighteen said.

“Aw, you guys shouldn’t be so mean to Vegeta. He’s usually the second strongest guy, or at least in the top five!”

“But he’s in the bottom five when it comes to sex.”

“Amusing,” Eighteen high-fived her brother.

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Meanwhile, over at Capsule Corp:

Vegeta was enjoying inhaling a mountain of food for lunch when suddenly one of his Goku senses started tingling. Now, Vegeta had a sixth sense when it came to the object of his obsession, especially when others were praising Goku while putting him down.

Vegeta jumped to his feet and yelled, “Those bastard androids think Kakarrot is better in bed than me!”

“That’s nice dear,” Bulma said. She was used to this sort of thing by now, and was a bit sleep deprived from spending quality time with her newest invention.

Yamcha on the other hand, had had a full night’s rest and promptly spat out his food in shock. “How the hell do you even know that? You know what, never mind. Forget I asked.”

“Humans like you could never understand. When a Saiyan meets his ultimate rival---”

“Yamcha, he means when a Saiyan gets a big hate boner,” Bulma started
laughing, which caused Yamcha to start laughing too.

Vegeta just got more pissed off. “If you two are done giggling like idiots, a Saiyan and his rival have a special bond---”

“Called the hate-boner,” Bulma interrupted.

“Where they can sense each other’s progress. It allows us to prepare to meet on the battlefield.”

“What does Goku fucking the androids have to do with you two beating each other’s asses?” Bulma asked.

“Yeah, and why do you care anyway? You’re married to Bulma and Goku already initiated you into the group.”

“Exactly! Thank you. I spent two hours of my life hacking into government databases so that Vegeta would exist as a person on this planet and so we could have a legal marriage. That was two hours of my life I could have spent with my new invention.” Bulma pulled the green, triangular device she had been working on out of her pocket, and proceeded to cuddle with it. “Who’s mommy’s prototype quantum singularity? You are!”

“I am the Prince of all Saiyans, and no one is allowed to be better at sex than me. Especially not that bastard Kakarrot.” Vegeta began eating again, but in between bites would rant about Goku.

“Don’t worry, Yamcha his mood should only last for 8,000 seconds.”
Addressing Vegeta, she said, “It's okay babe, I think you’re good at sex. It’s why we have those two kids. As well as the quantum singularity, which will be like our adopted child.”

“Bulma, you really need to get some sleep. As for you Vegeta, I tolerate your company.”

“Aw, that’s so sweet! Vegeta tolerates your company too Yamcha, because the prenup says he has to!”

Vegeta paused his eating and ranting to ask, “What the fuck is a prenup?”


End Notes:
Wow, everyone’s mean to Vegeta in this story. At least Bulma and Yamcha still like him and/or tolerate his company. And in the end, that’s the only thing that matters.

A quantum singularity is what powers the Romulan Warbirds on Star Trek. It powers the space ships in the Dead Space videogames too.

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