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Dragon Ball Kink Meme
Hello and welcome back to the Dragon Ball/Z/GT kink meme! ✌
Before we start, please read everything below!
Before we start, please read everything below!
RULES AND GUIDELINES:
- Please behave yourself. Try to get along with others and avoid unnecessary fights. Just because you're posting anonymously it doesn't mean you get a free pass at being an ass. Feel free to take things to the discussion post but keep it out of the actual meme.
- One prompt per comment.
- Use subject lines! They help keep things organize and people can filter out what they don't like. They should look like this:
- SUBJECT: Character A/Character B - Kink A, Kink B + a trigger warning if applicable
- EXAMPLE:
- Art is welcomed here as well!
- We're mainly a kink meme but SFW prompts are fine as well.
- Don't kink shame. If you're here, you probably have a few kinks yourself. Ignore the prompts you don't like and carry on. This is a judge-free zone!
- Feel free to repost unfilled prompts from the previous kink meme, but don't repost prompts from the current meme.
- In the same vein, you can fill prompts from the previous meme. Just be sure to link to said prompt before starting and you're good to go!
- Once you fill a prompt, please head to the fills post and share the link!
Filled! (1/1)
(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 06:28 am (UTC)(link)“Okay. Dr. Gero’s files said you were the best, but that was amazing!”
“I’m surprised too. Is this why my husband likes you so much?” Eighteen asked. “Explains why we have so many pictures of you at our house.”
“Aw, thanks for the compliments guys. I’m sure Krillin likes me for reasons other than the touchie feelies, Eighteen. If you want some more pictures, let me know. I can give you guys some suggestive photos too!”
“Hey, you deserve the compliments. I’m so happy that we didn’t kill you and that you eventually came back from the dead after Cell did kill you,” Seventeen said. “Best sex ever.”
“I can’t say something like that,” Eighteen said. “I’m married.”
“Don’t worry sis, if you and Krillin are both thinking about Goku when you’re doing it, it’s not cheating.”
“Shut up.” Eighteen hit him hard with a pillow, knocking him out of the bed. She then proceeded to snuggle up closer to Goku. “It’s my turn to cuddle with him now.”
“Excuse me, but I still had 36 seconds left!”
“Not you didn’t. You wait your turn,” Eighteen then addressed Goku.
“Siblings. am I right?”
“I was an only child for a long time, but then it turned out I was an alien and had a brother! My brother tried to kidnap my son to convince me to kill all of the Earthlings, and then Piccolo and I killed him, but not before he killed me.”
“Ugh. I guess I shouldn’t complain so much. At least this one is a useful babysitter and not the kidnapping kind.” Noticing the hopeful expression on Seventeen’s face, she added, “that doesn’t mean you get to cut into my cuddle time!”
“Hey guys, there’s no reason to fight. There’s plenty of me to go around,” Goku said.
“We’re only fighting because you’re so good at this! With Vegeta, we got bored and neither of us wanted to have a turn,” Seventeen said.
“Yeah really. He thinks he’s so great, but he’s mediocre in bed. Especially compared to the strongest man in the universe,” Eighteen buried her face in Goku’s chest.
“That gives me a good idea! We should do it when you’re a Super Saiyan,” Seventeen suggested. “I get to go first!”
“No you don’t!”
“Yes I do!”
“How about you two just flip a coin again?” Goku asked. “We’ll just do one coin flip, and no cheating with ki.”
Eighteen grabbed the one zeni coin and called heads. Goku flipped it himself to prevent bias, but unfortunately for her, Seventeen won the coin flip.
“Oh yeah, I won! In your face! Looks like this means you have to wait your turn, or go find Vegeta.”
“I’d rather just wait,” Eighteen said.
“Aw, you guys shouldn’t be so mean to Vegeta. He’s usually the second strongest guy, or at least in the top five!”
“But he’s in the bottom five when it comes to sex.”
“Amusing,” Eighteen high-fived her brother.
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Meanwhile, over at Capsule Corp:
Vegeta was enjoying inhaling a mountain of food for lunch when suddenly one of his Goku senses started tingling. Now, Vegeta had a sixth sense when it came to the object of his obsession, especially when others were praising Goku while putting him down.
Vegeta jumped to his feet and yelled, “Those bastard androids think Kakarrot is better in bed than me!”
“That’s nice dear,” Bulma said. She was used to this sort of thing by now, and was a bit sleep deprived from spending quality time with her newest invention.
Yamcha on the other hand, had had a full night’s rest and promptly spat out his food in shock. “How the hell do you even know that? You know what, never mind. Forget I asked.”
“Humans like you could never understand. When a Saiyan meets his ultimate rival---”
“Yamcha, he means when a Saiyan gets a big hate boner,” Bulma started
laughing, which caused Yamcha to start laughing too.
Vegeta just got more pissed off. “If you two are done giggling like idiots, a Saiyan and his rival have a special bond---”
“Called the hate-boner,” Bulma interrupted.
“Where they can sense each other’s progress. It allows us to prepare to meet on the battlefield.”
“What does Goku fucking the androids have to do with you two beating each other’s asses?” Bulma asked.
“Yeah, and why do you care anyway? You’re married to Bulma and Goku already initiated you into the group.”
“Exactly! Thank you. I spent two hours of my life hacking into government databases so that Vegeta would exist as a person on this planet and so we could have a legal marriage. That was two hours of my life I could have spent with my new invention.” Bulma pulled the green, triangular device she had been working on out of her pocket, and proceeded to cuddle with it. “Who’s mommy’s prototype quantum singularity? You are!”
“I am the Prince of all Saiyans, and no one is allowed to be better at sex than me. Especially not that bastard Kakarrot.” Vegeta began eating again, but in between bites would rant about Goku.
“Don’t worry, Yamcha his mood should only last for 8,000 seconds.”
Addressing Vegeta, she said, “It's okay babe, I think you’re good at sex. It’s why we have those two kids. As well as the quantum singularity, which will be like our adopted child.”
“Bulma, you really need to get some sleep. As for you Vegeta, I tolerate your company.”
“Aw, that’s so sweet! Vegeta tolerates your company too Yamcha, because the prenup says he has to!”
Vegeta paused his eating and ranting to ask, “What the fuck is a prenup?”
End Notes:
Wow, everyone’s mean to Vegeta in this story. At least Bulma and Yamcha still like him and/or tolerate his company. And in the end, that’s the only thing that matters.
A quantum singularity is what powers the Romulan Warbirds on Star Trek. It powers the space ships in the Dead Space videogames too.
Re: Filled! (1/1)
(Anonymous) 2017-01-29 06:39 am (UTC)(link)I love all of it. I love that it cutsaway to the Vegeta/Yamcha/Bulma threesome madness. I love Vegeta's six sense powers. I love that Bulma created a fake identity for Vegeta, a quantum singularity, and has a prenup.
Re: Filled! (1/1)
(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 06:34 am (UTC)(link)I re-posted this prompt from the old kink meme in order to fill it.
(Probably should have mentioned that in the first post, oops:
http://dragonkink.livejournal.com/721.html?thread=1015249#t1015249
It's on page 20.)
Someone over there suggested the Bulma/Vegeta/Yamcha stuff (almost 4 years ago!), so I included vague Bulma/Vegeta/Yamcha stuff. I've developed a soft spot for that OT3 too. It's been my headcanon for a while that Bulma had to make fake papers for some of her stranger friends and husband. I can see a prenup too; Bulma's the sugar mama in that relationship.
Ignoring B/V/Y, I can imagine Bulma and Yamcha getting along in the future and being good friends. It may have been rocky for a while after they broke up for real, but I can't imagine them hating each other. Vegeta would tolerate his company; some with Bulma's other friends.
Vegeta probably does have a sixth Goku sense. Dude's really obsessed.
De-anon on AO3
(Anonymous) 2017-01-30 06:35 am (UTC)(link)http://archiveofourown.org/works/9497717
Yes, I am the same person who posted the one about Vegeta and Bulma accidentally hitting on Future Trunks.